NEW YORK -- This one deserves a post of its own. Ladies and gentlemen: Craig Stammen, on Tyler Clippard's MLB-leading seven wins...
"I asked if I could start wearing his underwear. But he said no."
There's no appropriate response to that. I'll just let it stand on its own merits.
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I am nonplussed.
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Underwear that stands on its own, is really old underwear. No wonder Clippard has to raise his glove hand so high.
Mark, I should have added that one of your many gifts as a sportswriter is your sense of humor. I hope the Nats can learn to appreciate it.
OMGLOL!!
Its the specs not the top secret underwear?
I doubt wearing Tyler's underwear would help Craig,
but maybe it would....briefly.
There's superstition for you! And once the brand of underwear is identified, I imagine Clip has a new endorsement deal.
Boxers or briefs?
Carl in 309: Lemme see, the ad copy for such an endoresement, "Get your #@++* in gear, Clip's jocks are here! Seriously, ESPN has reported that the former Yankee Clipper is on pace for a 33 win season!
Going past the pace of Elroy Face! Go CLIP!
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